LADY'S YEARLY EXAM I went to the doctor for my yearly physical.
The nurse started with certain basics."How much do you weigh?" she asked."135," I said.The nurse put me on the scale.It turns out my weight is 180.
The nurse asked, "Your height?""5 foot 4," I said.The nurse checked and saw that I only measure 5' 2"
She then took my blood pressure and told me that it is very high."Of course it's high!"
I screamed, 'When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!"
She put me on Prozac.
What a bitch
Thursday, February 18, 2010
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